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We Are Complicated Part 1Avril
So, I'm sitting outside the school, right? And this chick pulls up in a BMW. A BMW, right? Who even gets one of those pieces of wallet vampires in high school? Anyway, I'm watching this preppy chick go inside, dropping some money in my guitar case. Like, really? Rude. I may look a little ragged, but I'm not just some bum playing guitar to survive, I was just bored before school. My daddy doesn't pay for my car, like yours, but I can support myself. She's just another spoiled rich kid, just like every other girl here.
So, I'm walking up to the gates of Walker High, and there's this punk girl sitting on the bannister on the way up the steps. I mean, did you see the way she looked at me, such vitriol. So, I mean, in a show of kindness, I dropped a little money in her guitar case. I mean, not a lot, just a couple of hundred dollars, something to get her a nice couple of outfits, or a makeover. I haven't really been able to make any new friends at most of my last high schools.
Transgender Day of RemembranceTransgender Day of Remembrance
I walked into class today,
Dressed in my finest dress,
My cutest shoes,
A pair of cute gloves,
And my hair teased,
And I cried when I looked in the mirror.
He came to school,
Looking so cool,
With his hair cut short,
A leather jacket,
And a motorcycle helmet,
And he cried when he looked in the mirror.
She kissed her papa,
Her mama cried.
She walked down the street,
The first time in a new age,
And she stopped for a moment,
And she cried when she looked in the mirror.
I walked in the front door,
My sister stood mouth agape.
She swore heartily,
My clothes borrowed,
And never asked for,
And I cried when I looked in the mirror.
He grabbed his keys,
Hopped off to go riding,
Angry at his parents,
His girlfriend was near,
And she loved him,
While he cried when he looked in the mirror.
She walked in the office,
Handed in her resignation.
Her boss glared at her,
But she didn’t care.
And she walked off triumphant,
But she cried when she looked in the mirror.
Chapter 17Chapter 17
Luna vs. Zeus and Hera, Part 2!
Hestia greets all of us at the door. “Oh what a pleasant surprise, dears, come in, come in~”
Ganymede smiles at her. “Hiya, Aunt Hestia!”
Hestia pinches his cheeks. “Such a sweet boy. Anything I can get all of you? Tea, Ambrosia?”
I shake my head. “No thank you, Hestia. We came for a specific reason.”
Hestia sighs. “Oh… Brother and Sister. They’re in their room.”
The door to the master bedroom slams open. “OLD ONE, ENTER. ALONE.”
I scoff. “Fine, I’m not scared of you.” I walk in.
Hera and Zeus both glare at me, eyes golden. “OLD ONE, YOU HAVE MESSED WITH FORCES YOU CAN’T HOPE TO FATHOM.”
I smirk. “I’m dealing with a Type-A Anal Alpha Bitch, and her equally terrible husband. I’ve never seen a more dysfunctional family. And I watched three episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
Zeus stands up str
Chapter 16Chapter 16
ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
So Road Trip, yes. According to the GPS we got from the Hermes Express, the closest God is Dionysius, in a vineyard up in Oregon. So we head up there first.
Agatha: “I’m bored… Can’t we get there any quicker?”
Me: “We’ll get there, when we get there!”
Nick: “Mom, I’ve got to use the bathroom!”
Cindi: “Well, you shoulda gone before we left!”
Tobias: “Mooooooom, Aphrodite’s poking me!”
Me: “SO HELP ME, I WILL TURN THIS LIMO AROUND.”
Athena: “Nicholas, won’t you roll that window back up, please? I can’t read with the wind blowing on my pages.”
Aphrodite: “Who reads in a limo? You’re such a fuddy-duddy, Thene.”
Me: “Nick, roll up the window, I’m trying to focus on driving! I never got a license, and this damn limo flies. That’s innately more difficult.”
Agatha: “MOM, APHROD
Chapter 15Chapter 15
Does Anyone Watch This Show?
All right, so everything was going great, right? We get the first episode filmed, casting was a snap, hell, the studio audience loved it. We start filming the second episode, and BAM! Everything starts falling apart. I don’t know how. I mean, last season DID end on a cliffhanger, and everyone was glad we finished it. But still, I don’t know what’s going on? I mean, I guess it was a kinda cute action-y romantic comedy… and then BAM! DRAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG. That was a bit rough, I guess. We really coulda led up to it better. And by “we”, I mean the Author of course.
Ack, another call. “In my defense, I was blithely ignorant of the fact that this would be popular enough to warrant a sequel, and thus, a second season for your show.”
“Your ending for the last one was completely out of left field, Caroline, and you know it.”
“Again, in my defense, I was attempting to wrap up the story so
Chapter 14Chapter 14
Time for Me to Angst for the Rest of the Book! Or Something Equally Bullshit!
After we walk out of there, Cindi Grabs my by the collar. “WHAT THE HELL, LUNA, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? YOU ARE A CRUEL AND ANGRY GOD, YOU KNOW THAT?”
Nick crosses his arms. “Yeah, that was a bit uncouth. There was literally no need for that. For either of those curses.”
I glare at Nick. “Have you felt omniscience? HAVE YOU? NO? THEN TELL ME THERE WAS NO NEED. TELL ME FOR CERTAIN. I WILL DEFER TO YOUR JUDGEMENT, OH THOU THAT ARE HOLIER THAN GOD.”
He glares back at me. “I think you are a power drunk tyrant.”
The air around me heats up several degrees. Cindi gives me a tight hug before I’m able to fry his ass, though. “Luna… You’re scaring me… Where is that girl three chapters ago who wanted to help a girl pick up her homework assignments?”
I look her dead in the eyes. “She became a Mother. To races innumerable.
Chapter 13Chapter 13
Hey, Maybe Something Nice Will Happen This Time!
Hey look, it’s chapter 13! That’s the good one, right? …Why do I feel this horrible sense of foreboding? I take a look at the calendar… November 15th. When did we skip a day?
Caroline calls me again. “I’m sorry... I had a rough day yesterday. Ironically, because as you know, 13 is my favorite number. But anyway, I’m back, and you can go get Zeus now. Good luck! You’ll need it~”
I blink. “Why must every conversation with her seem vaguely menacing?”
Anyway, so we show up at the Playboy mansion. “All right guys, as much as we quite obviously all want to look at everyone but, we have to focus on finding Zeus. Hestia gave us a picture of him, so if you see him, call. We’ll be right there. Zeus is notorious for absconding with young men and women. So… Don’t get caught, all right? That would be bad.”
We all nod and split up. “Meda
Chapter 12Chapter 12
A Wild Goose Chase… Or is it a Peahen Chase?
So, St. Louis. That’s really random. Why St. Louis? Anyways, we’re here. Wish I knew where she was. I get a call from Caroline. “INCOMING. I’ve got a present for you!”
Oof, jerk, what’d you have to run- “Nick?”
Nick falls down, clutching the book. “Great, you’re here already. I was hoping you would be. Tickets to St. Louis are expensive on a broke college student’s paycheck.”
I sigh. “Did you read the whole thing, then?”
He nods. “It’s trippy. Anyway, here to help you guys. So… Greek Gods?”
I nod. “Caroline’s pulling stuff from her ass the past couple of chapters. Apollo sexually harassed us, Artemis tried to sexually harass us, Hephaestus’s robots pissed off Cindi, and Athena is a surprisingly ditzy Goddess of Wisdom.”
He nods. “Right, I got all of that. Anyway, I found out their house
Chapter 11Chapter 11
We Search for a Chronic Bird Brain
So once more, into the fray. The SMART option to avoid running in circles to find Athena would be to contact Apollo again. The SANE option, however, is to get as far away from him as possible. Maybe the Virgin Goddess of Strategy and Wisdom will hit on us less. One can hope. I mean, Artemis was supposed to be a virgin Goddess too.
Cindi stops me as we get to porting off. “Well, where do we go first?”
I think for a bit. “If I was a Fallen Angel desperately searching for Wisdom, where would I go? I’m tempted to say MIT, but that’s the obvious answer, and there’s no way she’d be in the obvious place. Same with West Point. And we all know Harvard and Yale are sister schools that breed the spawn of Satan-“
“DID SOMEONE SAY-“
“NOT NOW, LUCI- Actually, you can help us. Any info on Fallen Angels?”
He thinks for a bit. “Are you asking in general, or on a specific one?
The worst Fusion: 2P-1P x Reader - Pt. 1(?)This is it. This is the conference you normally go because you're one of them, but at the same time not one of them.
At some point, Arthur, also known as England, thought it would be a wonderful idea to mix this world and smash it together with the opposite universe, which everyone in the conference room would call the second player universe. To be honest, the next day he started yelling at everyone about why no one stopped him. Simple answer: he was completely hammered to the point where one touch will send him into a rampage. And the same day he was screaming about the mess the spell caused. The two worlds literally fused together and everyone's belongings fell ontop of each other. Surprisingly, the houses were not affected. And since then, every nation were busy cleaning up a rather very large mess that the magic left in their homes.
And then there's you. The only puny (as small as Liechtenstein's) country, who is also just an island, that doesn't have a
A Rare Sense of Humor Ch. 10Dean squeezed him back, relishing the ability to do so with having to worry about unintentionally crushing him. Fora moment, he forgot about how they were standing on a road paved with m and m's.
First, it was like standng on his tip toes. Then his arms don't reach all the way around Sam's back, despite several attempts. He would have slipped, but he was still held tight by his hulking little brother. Two feet, one foot passed him by and he began to freak a bit. He finally stopped around what he was guessing was six inches. Same size Sammy had been. He was now standing in Sam's slightly shaky hand. His friggin' hand! Dean didn't want to look up, but he steeled his nerves and did it anyway. The sky was dominated by vast plaid leading up to a gigantic face frowning down at him in bewildered concern. The sight made him queasy.
"Fuck." He sighed. Dean flopped backwards in the car-sized hand, thoroughly exhausted by this size-changing business.
Sam stared down at his hand.
A Rare Sense of Humor Ch.11Castiel brushed hismelf off as he stood.
"Gabriel's spell.. I must have-" he stopped short, stoic features looking between Dean and Sam with deep concern. He looked confused trying to surmise on his own what had happened.
"Sam... Your head-"
"Cas, turn around." Dean interjected. Castiel immediately looked over his shoulder. Like a dog chasing his tail, he spun around in an attempt to see the bright, plastic blue angel wings protruding from his back.
Even Sam couldnt help but snicker at the sight, despite his own misfortune. Cas gave up trying to chase the wings and groaned. This was ridiculous. He was an angel of the lord, not an object of ridicule.
"Well," said Sam, dipping his head side to side, testing the weight of the antlers, "I guess it could be worse..." Castiel shot him a glare. With mild hesitance, the trio pushed onwards down the candy laden path.
One thing Sam had been right about was how everything was amplified, magnified to extreme sights, s
Desire Part 9 (HetaliaxReaderx2p!Hetalia)Desire Part 9
It has been a week since the situation happened.
My buddy Lukas is going to introduce me to his "family" he thinks are all crazy, but I don't think they will surpass my craziness.
Norway opens the door to the house (mansion) he lives with his family.
"HEY NORGE HOWS IT BE-" a blonde man said with gravity defying hard started to save but stopped mid-sentence because Lukas was choking him.
"Kakashi much?" I muttered to myself
Meanwhile a mellow looking man comes to us, with another stern looking man.
"Hello, (y/n)! I'm Finland, but you can call me Tino!" Tino replied, a smile making a way on his features.
The other man looked at me.
It was like his eyes were burning into my soul....
"Hej, I'm Sweden but you can call me Berwald," he muttered.
Another man came up to the scene, but clearly regretted it and tried to go the other way around.
"Little brother!~ Please introduce yourself to my friend," Lukas asked.
"I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE BR
American Regression: Part 1
"Mattie, why aren't you picking up? Call me ASAP."
"Dude, c'mon. Pick uuuppppp"
"Bro, this is really important. Pick up"
"Matthew, you dick. Get off your maple guzzling ass and pick up the damn phone!"
"I'm freaking out here, man! Call me back!"
The Canadian stared down dumbly at his answering machine, the red number seventeen flickering repeatedly on the display screen, each one having been left by his somewhat hysteric brother. He'd paused, one arm partially out of the sleeve of his favorite jacket when by the third message he'd stopped all movement, trying to figure out wether or not the messages were to be taken seriously. With an indulgent exhale, Matthew moved away from the machine, tossing his jacket over the back of one kitchen chair before sitting down heavily into it. The dumbass probably just got scared watching some horror movie again...
M.E.T.A. Force Project Book 4 pt22 M.E.T.A. Force Project
(RotBTD Contemporary Sci-fi AU also Jack Frost x Cyborg!Commander!Reader)
This story is just a fiction and not related with anything either it's still alive or dead. If there's any similarity at the characters, places, time, incident or else, it's just a coincident. Most of the languages in this story are not suitable for the formal purposes and just for the entertainment. I hope after you read this story, take the good things as example, while the bad things as the border.
1) If you noticed some name besides the Big Four, they're characters from Oh My English (the Malaysian sitcom of the high school students improving their English in daily lives) and Klik (Malaysian sitcom of high school students). You can refer their physical appearance here -> http://veekaizhanez.deviantart.com/art/M-E-T-A-Crews-393626572
2) (Crew name) = refer to those 21 non-Big Four names
3) I need your idea suggestion for upcoming chapter. Anybody wanna hel
After Class!So after a long series of events, I have found myself in the body of Tearju Lunatique and teaching a class at the local high school. Luckily, I only have one class to teach the entire week, and Tearju does all the grading and tells me which students need to focus harder on their studies so I can keep the illusion of teaching.
Well, one day, February 19 to be exact, I happened to be eating a Subway sandwich in the teacher’s lounge. I looked over to see the other teachers talking about their lives, wishing I had the courage to go over and talk to them myself. I guess shyness is one thing body swapping will never change.
Before I could make my move, though, I heard a voice say, “Excuse me; may I sit with you?”
I looked up and saw Ryoko Mikado, the school nurse, with a chipper smile on her face. She had removed the lab coat she usually wore, which offered any onlooker a view of her pink sleeveless shirt that exposed most of her cleavage and black mini-skirt.
Amiga De Mi Asesino? (Jeff the killer) Cap.24No se quien había sido más rápido, si Jeff o Lluvia, pareciera que Lluvia limpio más que Jeff.
“Bueno, como nos quedamos sin leche, te apetece una taza de café?”
“Pero aun queda” Dijo Jeff agitando la caja de leche asiendo sonar el liquido en su interior.
“Pero Jeff, Ya lo chupo el diablo!”
“Ah, esta bien…”
“…Podria ir a comprar más a la tienda, pero dudo que este abierta tan temprano”
“Mmm… no esta bien, tomare cafe”
Abrí el refrigerador buscando algo con que acompañar el café, no habia mucho de donde escoger, había mermelada, mantequilla y huevos.
“Oye Jeff, te gustan los huevos revueltos?” dije sin despegar mi mirada del interior del refrigerador.
“Lo que sea estará bien”
“Entonces huevos será”
Saque 3 y se los pase a Jeff mientras yo buscaba el aceite y un
A Treatise on Procrastination.A Treatise on Procrastination: The Art, The Science, The Magic.
Procrastination, is a very unique skill, unlike anything else you can put your mind to. It is an art, a science, an act of magic.
Well, kind of. It's something that only certain people can get away with. People can procrastinate forever.
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