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We Are Complicated Part 1Avril
So, I'm sitting outside the school, right? And this chick pulls up in a BMW. A BMW, right? Who even gets one of those pieces of wallet vampires in high school? Anyway, I'm watching this preppy chick go inside, dropping some money in my guitar case. Like, really? Rude. I may look a little ragged, but I'm not just some bum playing guitar to survive, I was just bored before school. My daddy doesn't pay for my car, like yours, but I can support myself. She's just another spoiled rich kid, just like every other girl here.
So, I'm walking up to the gates of Walker High, and there's this punk girl sitting on the bannister on the way up the steps. I mean, did you see the way she looked at me, such vitriol. So, I mean, in a show of kindness, I dropped a little money in her guitar case. I mean, not a lot, just a couple of hundred dollars, something to get her a nice couple of outfits, or a makeover. I haven't really been able to make any new friends at most of my last high schools.
Transgender Day of RemembranceTransgender Day of Remembrance
I walked into class today,
Dressed in my finest dress,
My cutest shoes,
A pair of cute gloves,
And my hair teased,
And I cried when I looked in the mirror.
He came to school,
Looking so cool,
With his hair cut short,
A leather jacket,
And a motorcycle helmet,
And he cried when he looked in the mirror.
She kissed her papa,
Her mama cried.
She walked down the street,
The first time in a new age,
And she stopped for a moment,
And she cried when she looked in the mirror.
I walked in the front door,
My sister stood mouth agape.
She swore heartily,
My clothes borrowed,
And never asked for,
And I cried when I looked in the mirror.
He grabbed his keys,
Hopped off to go riding,
Angry at his parents,
His girlfriend was near,
And she loved him,
While he cried when he looked in the mirror.
She walked in the office,
Handed in her resignation.
Her boss glared at her,
But she didn’t care.
And she walked off triumphant,
But she cried when she looked in the mirror.
Chapter 17Chapter 17
Luna vs. Zeus and Hera, Part 2!
Hestia greets all of us at the door. “Oh what a pleasant surprise, dears, come in, come in~”
Ganymede smiles at her. “Hiya, Aunt Hestia!”
Hestia pinches his cheeks. “Such a sweet boy. Anything I can get all of you? Tea, Ambrosia?”
I shake my head. “No thank you, Hestia. We came for a specific reason.”
Hestia sighs. “Oh… Brother and Sister. They’re in their room.”
The door to the master bedroom slams open. “OLD ONE, ENTER. ALONE.”
I scoff. “Fine, I’m not scared of you.” I walk in.
Hera and Zeus both glare at me, eyes golden. “OLD ONE, YOU HAVE MESSED WITH FORCES YOU CAN’T HOPE TO FATHOM.”
I smirk. “I’m dealing with a Type-A Anal Alpha Bitch, and her equally terrible husband. I’ve never seen a more dysfunctional family. And I watched three episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
Zeus stands up str
Chapter 16Chapter 16
ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
So Road Trip, yes. According to the GPS we got from the Hermes Express, the closest God is Dionysius, in a vineyard up in Oregon. So we head up there first.
Agatha: “I’m bored… Can’t we get there any quicker?”
Me: “We’ll get there, when we get there!”
Nick: “Mom, I’ve got to use the bathroom!”
Cindi: “Well, you shoulda gone before we left!”
Tobias: “Mooooooom, Aphrodite’s poking me!”
Me: “SO HELP ME, I WILL TURN THIS LIMO AROUND.”
Athena: “Nicholas, won’t you roll that window back up, please? I can’t read with the wind blowing on my pages.”
Aphrodite: “Who reads in a limo? You’re such a fuddy-duddy, Thene.”
Me: “Nick, roll up the window, I’m trying to focus on driving! I never got a license, and this damn limo flies. That’s innately more difficult.”
Agatha: “MOM, APHROD
Chapter 15Chapter 15
Does Anyone Watch This Show?
All right, so everything was going great, right? We get the first episode filmed, casting was a snap, hell, the studio audience loved it. We start filming the second episode, and BAM! Everything starts falling apart. I don’t know how. I mean, last season DID end on a cliffhanger, and everyone was glad we finished it. But still, I don’t know what’s going on? I mean, I guess it was a kinda cute action-y romantic comedy… and then BAM! DRAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG. That was a bit rough, I guess. We really coulda led up to it better. And by “we”, I mean the Author of course.
Ack, another call. “In my defense, I was blithely ignorant of the fact that this would be popular enough to warrant a sequel, and thus, a second season for your show.”
“Your ending for the last one was completely out of left field, Caroline, and you know it.”
“Again, in my defense, I was attempting to wrap up the story so
Chapter 14Chapter 14
Time for Me to Angst for the Rest of the Book! Or Something Equally Bullshit!
After we walk out of there, Cindi Grabs my by the collar. “WHAT THE HELL, LUNA, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? YOU ARE A CRUEL AND ANGRY GOD, YOU KNOW THAT?”
Nick crosses his arms. “Yeah, that was a bit uncouth. There was literally no need for that. For either of those curses.”
I glare at Nick. “Have you felt omniscience? HAVE YOU? NO? THEN TELL ME THERE WAS NO NEED. TELL ME FOR CERTAIN. I WILL DEFER TO YOUR JUDGEMENT, OH THOU THAT ARE HOLIER THAN GOD.”
He glares back at me. “I think you are a power drunk tyrant.”
The air around me heats up several degrees. Cindi gives me a tight hug before I’m able to fry his ass, though. “Luna… You’re scaring me… Where is that girl three chapters ago who wanted to help a girl pick up her homework assignments?”
I look her dead in the eyes. “She became a Mother. To races innumerable.
Chapter 13Chapter 13
Hey, Maybe Something Nice Will Happen This Time!
Hey look, it’s chapter 13! That’s the good one, right? …Why do I feel this horrible sense of foreboding? I take a look at the calendar… November 15th. When did we skip a day?
Caroline calls me again. “I’m sorry... I had a rough day yesterday. Ironically, because as you know, 13 is my favorite number. But anyway, I’m back, and you can go get Zeus now. Good luck! You’ll need it~”
I blink. “Why must every conversation with her seem vaguely menacing?”
Anyway, so we show up at the Playboy mansion. “All right guys, as much as we quite obviously all want to look at everyone but, we have to focus on finding Zeus. Hestia gave us a picture of him, so if you see him, call. We’ll be right there. Zeus is notorious for absconding with young men and women. So… Don’t get caught, all right? That would be bad.”
We all nod and split up. “Meda
Chapter 12Chapter 12
A Wild Goose Chase… Or is it a Peahen Chase?
So, St. Louis. That’s really random. Why St. Louis? Anyways, we’re here. Wish I knew where she was. I get a call from Caroline. “INCOMING. I’ve got a present for you!”
Oof, jerk, what’d you have to run- “Nick?”
Nick falls down, clutching the book. “Great, you’re here already. I was hoping you would be. Tickets to St. Louis are expensive on a broke college student’s paycheck.”
I sigh. “Did you read the whole thing, then?”
He nods. “It’s trippy. Anyway, here to help you guys. So… Greek Gods?”
I nod. “Caroline’s pulling stuff from her ass the past couple of chapters. Apollo sexually harassed us, Artemis tried to sexually harass us, Hephaestus’s robots pissed off Cindi, and Athena is a surprisingly ditzy Goddess of Wisdom.”
He nods. “Right, I got all of that. Anyway, I found out their house
Chapter 11Chapter 11
We Search for a Chronic Bird Brain
So once more, into the fray. The SMART option to avoid running in circles to find Athena would be to contact Apollo again. The SANE option, however, is to get as far away from him as possible. Maybe the Virgin Goddess of Strategy and Wisdom will hit on us less. One can hope. I mean, Artemis was supposed to be a virgin Goddess too.
Cindi stops me as we get to porting off. “Well, where do we go first?”
I think for a bit. “If I was a Fallen Angel desperately searching for Wisdom, where would I go? I’m tempted to say MIT, but that’s the obvious answer, and there’s no way she’d be in the obvious place. Same with West Point. And we all know Harvard and Yale are sister schools that breed the spawn of Satan-“
“DID SOMEONE SAY-“
“NOT NOW, LUCI- Actually, you can help us. Any info on Fallen Angels?”
He thinks for a bit. “Are you asking in general, or on a specific one?
Friends Forever - Chapter 2Friends Forever
Chapter 2 - A Visit from a Celebrity
The morning following Brian's departure, he woke up, collarless, and he felt like he had a headache. A red bird landed near him. Brian took notice of the descending bird.
"Who are you?" Brian asked the bird.
"I suppose you're going to tell me who you are, first," the bird requested in a female British accent.
"I," Brian began, "I can't remember. I don't even know where I'm from."
"Then," the bird replied, "why do you drive a car? Your identification card should be in there."
Brian looked everywhere inside his Prius, but he found nothing. He then turned to the bird and replied, "No clues."
"Well, then, nameless perro blanco," the bird offered, "maybe I should invite you to my home. Mi bosque es su bosque."
"That's very nice of you," Brian agreed as he fo
Friends Forever - Chapter 1Friends Forever
Last time, the Griffins' family dog, a White Labrador named Brian, had returned home with no memory after leaving the house for a month to realise his mistake. The Griffins tried hard to make Brian remember who he was, but came up with unsuccessful results, that was, until Justin Bieber managed to give Brian his collar back, and that made him regain his memories. It was then that Justin explained everything about the accident that almost claimed Brian's life. After finally realizing his mistake, Brian forgave Justin and returned home. There, he accepted a Scottish Terrier named Scott into the family. The following day, Brian, along with Vinny and Scott, decided to visit Scott's old cottage, and that leads us to...
Chapter 1 - Angus' Letter
The night Brian left the Griffin house, he managed to park Prius near a forest. There, he pulled out a photo of h
Friends Forever - Chapter 3Friends Forever
Chapter 3 - Quagmire
Later that day, after Tony left, Brian, Jasper, New Brian and Vinny were in the living room, having another discussion.
"Well, since Scott's owner is returning to the cottage soon," Brian began, "what do you supose we do?"
"I dunno, Brian," Vinny shrugged. "Should we at least throw him a farewell party?"
"Maybe we can take him to the movies," New Brian suggested.
"Or to a fancy resturaunt," Jasper suggested.
"I don't think so, guys," Brian disagreed. "This has got to be extra-super good."
"Well, we'd better think of some'n quick, Brian," Vinny replied. "Angus is coming back to the cottage in a few days."
"Oh, hey, boys," Peter said, coming into the living room with some mail. "I just wanted to let Brian know he got a letter from an unknown."
"An unknown, huh?" Brian replied. "Probably a blind date."
Brian recieved the envelope from Pe
Friends Forever - Chapter 4Friends Forever
Chapter 4 - Chicken Fight
Later that night, after Stewie had returned Brian to his original body, he called Vinny up to his bedroom.
"You called for me, Stews?" Vinny asked.
"Yes, Vinny," Stewie replied. "There's something that I need to give you. And it's for Brian in a time of desperate need."
While Brian walked downstairs, New Brian, who was in the living room with Jasper and Scott, asked, "So, Brian, what was it like?"
"It was okay," answered Brian. "I had a little pep talk with Glenn, and thinks are hunky-dory."
"Glenn Quagmire?" Scott asked.
"Of course," Brian replied. "Vinny must have shown you the neighborhood while I was away."
"That's very nice, cousin," Jasper said.
"It is, isn't it?" Brian replied. "Hey, NB, can I talk to you in the basement? There's something we need to talk about in private."
"Oh, sure, Brian," New Brian answered, hopping of
Digital Mess 2's Characters+Info for Ch. 30
Rebeccah "Rebecca" Hitomi
Digicard: Agumon's Triple Baby Flame
Digivice: A lavender fusion loader
Type of Chosen Child: DigiDestined
Attire: A pink shirt, a blue jacket, skinny blue jeans, a purple belt for her digivice, a purple flora mini pouch around her neck, and purple boots.
Appearance: Purple hair and eyes
Talice "Alice" Alicia
Attire: A blue scarf, a red-orange dress, black leggings that touches her knees, an orange balloon pattern mini pouch around her neck, an orange belt for her digivice, and orange sneakers.
Digicard: Guilmon's Rock 'n' Roll Breaker
Digivice: An orange fusion loader
Type of Chosen Child: Digidestined
Appearance: Blond hair w
HPR part 9 (A short Part to catch up)Hikaru's Pov
I turned around Panda and Raven weren't there. Where the fuck did they go? I looked for them and I couldn't spot them so I just walked off.
I wasn't completely sure where I was walking but I kept walking into I bumped into someone.
It was a counselor.
Wait a sec. Did that counselor just speak with...EMOTION?!?
"YOU CAN FEEL?!?" I couldn't help but ask
She looked at me strangely
"Anyway that doesn't matter, Whats your name"
"My names Daisy"
Panda was yelling at the boys for picking on Ben I did a few mhm's and z-snaps just to back a homegirl up
Ben stood there in the giant jump suit embarrassed
The boys got scared and ran away
"Your welcome" Panda said with the smuggest face ever
Ben didn't have a chance to speak because the weird lady started talking
Panda scooted over to me "This is going to be a cool scene in the comic tho"
HeavyLight: Chapter 1So at first I was riding with my friend to the bank because me and a couple of buddies were planning on robbing it, but then we had to stop at Earl’s Bakery because it was Friday which meant free donuts. I mean, yeah, sure, robbing a bank is a pretty big deal but seriously; free donuts? That’s not something you just pass up. I walked into that Bakery planning on capitalizing on this sale. Now, turns out, it was only one free donut which totally bummed me out because I was planning on robbing Earl of all his donuts right before I robbed the bank of all it’s gold. I guess some days you can’t have it all.
But I still get a donut though; pink frosted sprinkle with extra cholesterol because that’s what makes it good. I thank the clerk who I assume is Earl even though she was a girl and then I walked out of the store, heading back to the bright blue windowless van that was parked on the side of the road. It takes a moment to open the passenger door because the h
Femily -REWRITE-It was a warm autumn afternoon in Danville; the sun shone brightly on the Tri-State area despite it being well into September, and all around the town animals were out and about, soaking up the sun while it lasted. In the suburbs of Danville, a platypus slept between his owners, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. Inside the house, their older sister Candace Flynn screamed on the phone to her best friend, Stacy Hirano, about going on a date the following night with her long-time boyfriend Jeremy Johnson.
Leaning against the tree in their backyard, the 17 year old Fletcher boy sighed softly to himself. His younger brother –only younger by a year- tilted his head curiously at the boys sigh.
“Ferb?” he questioned, but received no response
A moment later, the gate to the backyard flew open, and Phineas’ girlfriend of two years, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, walked through the opening. She offered a warm smile, eyes full of love for both of the boys under the tree –tho
Friends Forever - Chapter 5Friends Forever
Chapter 5 - Saving Brian's Life
The dogs had informed the Griffins that Brian had passed out, and they also informed the Veterinary Clinic, where they all drove to. The Griffins, Jasper and New Brian were sitting in the waiting room, while Vinny and Scott were in the office.
"Brian's going to be okay, isn't he?" New Brian asked.
"I don't know, New Brian," Lois answered, "but this is the best veterinarian in Quahog. Brian's getting the finest care there is."
"Ugh," Jasper repulsed at the sight of something. "Why did he have to share the ambulance with a chicken after what he went through today?"
Peter was sitting next to said chicken, holding his head, and strangely still alive.
"Um," Peter began to the chicken, "aren't you supposed to be running around?"
"Shut up," the chicken glared. "You and your dogs have bad influences in the chicken communit
A Treatise on Procrastination.A Treatise on Procrastination: The Art, The Science, The Magic.
Procrastination, is a very unique skill, unlike anything else you can put your mind to. It is an art, a science, an act of magic.
Well, kind of. It's something that only certain people can get away with. People can procrastinate forever.
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