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We Are Complicated Part 1Avril
So, I'm sitting outside the school, right? And this chick pulls up in a BMW. A BMW, right? Who even gets one of those pieces of wallet vampires in high school? Anyway, I'm watching this preppy chick go inside, dropping some money in my guitar case. Like, really? Rude. I may look a little ragged, but I'm not just some bum playing guitar to survive, I was just bored before school. My daddy doesn't pay for my car, like yours, but I can support myself. She's just another spoiled rich kid, just like every other girl here.
So, I'm walking up to the gates of Walker High, and there's this punk girl sitting on the bannister on the way up the steps. I mean, did you see the way she looked at me, such vitriol. So, I mean, in a show of kindness, I dropped a little money in her guitar case. I mean, not a lot, just a couple of hundred dollars, something to get her a nice couple of outfits, or a makeover. I haven't really been able to make any new friends at most of my last high schools.
Transgender Day of RemembranceTransgender Day of Remembrance
I walked into class today,
Dressed in my finest dress,
My cutest shoes,
A pair of cute gloves,
And my hair teased,
And I cried when I looked in the mirror.
He came to school,
Looking so cool,
With his hair cut short,
A leather jacket,
And a motorcycle helmet,
And he cried when he looked in the mirror.
She kissed her papa,
Her mama cried.
She walked down the street,
The first time in a new age,
And she stopped for a moment,
And she cried when she looked in the mirror.
I walked in the front door,
My sister stood mouth agape.
She swore heartily,
My clothes borrowed,
And never asked for,
And I cried when I looked in the mirror.
He grabbed his keys,
Hopped off to go riding,
Angry at his parents,
His girlfriend was near,
And she loved him,
While he cried when he looked in the mirror.
She walked in the office,
Handed in her resignation.
Her boss glared at her,
But she didn’t care.
And she walked off triumphant,
But she cried when she looked in the mirror.
Chapter 17Chapter 17
Luna vs. Zeus and Hera, Part 2!
Hestia greets all of us at the door. “Oh what a pleasant surprise, dears, come in, come in~”
Ganymede smiles at her. “Hiya, Aunt Hestia!”
Hestia pinches his cheeks. “Such a sweet boy. Anything I can get all of you? Tea, Ambrosia?”
I shake my head. “No thank you, Hestia. We came for a specific reason.”
Hestia sighs. “Oh… Brother and Sister. They’re in their room.”
The door to the master bedroom slams open. “OLD ONE, ENTER. ALONE.”
I scoff. “Fine, I’m not scared of you.” I walk in.
Hera and Zeus both glare at me, eyes golden. “OLD ONE, YOU HAVE MESSED WITH FORCES YOU CAN’T HOPE TO FATHOM.”
I smirk. “I’m dealing with a Type-A Anal Alpha Bitch, and her equally terrible husband. I’ve never seen a more dysfunctional family. And I watched three episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
Zeus stands up str
Chapter 16Chapter 16
ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
So Road Trip, yes. According to the GPS we got from the Hermes Express, the closest God is Dionysius, in a vineyard up in Oregon. So we head up there first.
Agatha: “I’m bored… Can’t we get there any quicker?”
Me: “We’ll get there, when we get there!”
Nick: “Mom, I’ve got to use the bathroom!”
Cindi: “Well, you shoulda gone before we left!”
Tobias: “Mooooooom, Aphrodite’s poking me!”
Me: “SO HELP ME, I WILL TURN THIS LIMO AROUND.”
Athena: “Nicholas, won’t you roll that window back up, please? I can’t read with the wind blowing on my pages.”
Aphrodite: “Who reads in a limo? You’re such a fuddy-duddy, Thene.”
Me: “Nick, roll up the window, I’m trying to focus on driving! I never got a license, and this damn limo flies. That’s innately more difficult.”
Agatha: “MOM, APHROD
Chapter 15Chapter 15
Does Anyone Watch This Show?
All right, so everything was going great, right? We get the first episode filmed, casting was a snap, hell, the studio audience loved it. We start filming the second episode, and BAM! Everything starts falling apart. I don’t know how. I mean, last season DID end on a cliffhanger, and everyone was glad we finished it. But still, I don’t know what’s going on? I mean, I guess it was a kinda cute action-y romantic comedy… and then BAM! DRAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG. That was a bit rough, I guess. We really coulda led up to it better. And by “we”, I mean the Author of course.
Ack, another call. “In my defense, I was blithely ignorant of the fact that this would be popular enough to warrant a sequel, and thus, a second season for your show.”
“Your ending for the last one was completely out of left field, Caroline, and you know it.”
“Again, in my defense, I was attempting to wrap up the story so
Chapter 14Chapter 14
Time for Me to Angst for the Rest of the Book! Or Something Equally Bullshit!
After we walk out of there, Cindi Grabs my by the collar. “WHAT THE HELL, LUNA, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? YOU ARE A CRUEL AND ANGRY GOD, YOU KNOW THAT?”
Nick crosses his arms. “Yeah, that was a bit uncouth. There was literally no need for that. For either of those curses.”
I glare at Nick. “Have you felt omniscience? HAVE YOU? NO? THEN TELL ME THERE WAS NO NEED. TELL ME FOR CERTAIN. I WILL DEFER TO YOUR JUDGEMENT, OH THOU THAT ARE HOLIER THAN GOD.”
He glares back at me. “I think you are a power drunk tyrant.”
The air around me heats up several degrees. Cindi gives me a tight hug before I’m able to fry his ass, though. “Luna… You’re scaring me… Where is that girl three chapters ago who wanted to help a girl pick up her homework assignments?”
I look her dead in the eyes. “She became a Mother. To races innumerable.
Chapter 13Chapter 13
Hey, Maybe Something Nice Will Happen This Time!
Hey look, it’s chapter 13! That’s the good one, right? …Why do I feel this horrible sense of foreboding? I take a look at the calendar… November 15th. When did we skip a day?
Caroline calls me again. “I’m sorry... I had a rough day yesterday. Ironically, because as you know, 13 is my favorite number. But anyway, I’m back, and you can go get Zeus now. Good luck! You’ll need it~”
I blink. “Why must every conversation with her seem vaguely menacing?”
Anyway, so we show up at the Playboy mansion. “All right guys, as much as we quite obviously all want to look at everyone but, we have to focus on finding Zeus. Hestia gave us a picture of him, so if you see him, call. We’ll be right there. Zeus is notorious for absconding with young men and women. So… Don’t get caught, all right? That would be bad.”
We all nod and split up. “Meda
Chapter 12Chapter 12
A Wild Goose Chase… Or is it a Peahen Chase?
So, St. Louis. That’s really random. Why St. Louis? Anyways, we’re here. Wish I knew where she was. I get a call from Caroline. “INCOMING. I’ve got a present for you!”
Oof, jerk, what’d you have to run- “Nick?”
Nick falls down, clutching the book. “Great, you’re here already. I was hoping you would be. Tickets to St. Louis are expensive on a broke college student’s paycheck.”
I sigh. “Did you read the whole thing, then?”
He nods. “It’s trippy. Anyway, here to help you guys. So… Greek Gods?”
I nod. “Caroline’s pulling stuff from her ass the past couple of chapters. Apollo sexually harassed us, Artemis tried to sexually harass us, Hephaestus’s robots pissed off Cindi, and Athena is a surprisingly ditzy Goddess of Wisdom.”
He nods. “Right, I got all of that. Anyway, I found out their house
Chapter 11Chapter 11
We Search for a Chronic Bird Brain
So once more, into the fray. The SMART option to avoid running in circles to find Athena would be to contact Apollo again. The SANE option, however, is to get as far away from him as possible. Maybe the Virgin Goddess of Strategy and Wisdom will hit on us less. One can hope. I mean, Artemis was supposed to be a virgin Goddess too.
Cindi stops me as we get to porting off. “Well, where do we go first?”
I think for a bit. “If I was a Fallen Angel desperately searching for Wisdom, where would I go? I’m tempted to say MIT, but that’s the obvious answer, and there’s no way she’d be in the obvious place. Same with West Point. And we all know Harvard and Yale are sister schools that breed the spawn of Satan-“
“DID SOMEONE SAY-“
“NOT NOW, LUCI- Actually, you can help us. Any info on Fallen Angels?”
He thinks for a bit. “Are you asking in general, or on a specific one?
TNM HERMOSAS CRIATURAS CAP 9anterior mente
– yo quiero la de corazones – dijo dezz y así paso con todas las chicas e igual con los chicos, después les llamaron para cenar, bajaron al comedor y era grande, una mesa como para 20 personas tods se sentaron al lado de cada pareja, solo Brigett se sentó al lado de Thomas y chéster al lado de ella después llegaron Vanessa e Isabella con 2 personas
isbella: chicas, chicos ello soten nuestros esposos
chicos y chicas: *escupieron sus vevidas, menos sam , jack, chester , brigett y sofia estaba en el baño* queee
isabella: el es raimundo mi esposo
vaneessa: y el es mi esposo se llama
sofi: jeronimo *con frieldad*
sofi: que haces tu aqui
sofi: *se les escapan lagrimas* que haces aqui
rami: de donde se conosen
sofi: es mi mi padre
todos con cara de wtf y de sorprendidos
sofi: no me llames hijaa
vannesa: sofi estas vien
sofi: si tia digo si estoy bien *saliendo volando a su cuarto*
Who is Sky? (Part 6)(I'm feeling lazy today, so it'll be in rp form.)
Jerome: It's okay. It made me feel better. *Smiles* We need an army, right?
Ty: Yeah. Looks like you overheard.
Jerome: We can start searching tomorrow.
Ty: Eh? Seriously?
*TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ALMIGHTY CROQUETTES*
Kia's POV (BECAUSE WHY NOT.)
Kia: ... *Drinks tea* Ah...
Ty: *Slams the door open*
Ty: WE GONNA FIND SOME BELIEVERS
Jerome: AYYY JEROME'S HERE TOO
Kia: F*CKING KNOCK FOR ONCE YOU ASS HATS!
*Sometime later at dawn in the Outernet*
All: *Walking on a hill while singing random song*
*Kia's phone rings*
Kia: Excuse me. *Walks on top of the hill and answers*
...: Hello once again, my dear.
...: Aw. What's with that reaction? Aren't you glad I'm here?
Kia: Not at all, sh*t face.
...: Well, let's cut the introductions. I'll just tell you what's gonna happen. He must die.
Kia: ...You're kidding right? What about the deal?!
...: No jokes here Kiana.
A Tiny Legend Chapter Two~Chapter Two~
Binding to Life
(At the Overlord's Castle.)
Ghost had been sitting there for hours staring at the pages of the blank book. "Why had I taken? ...Now I'm stuck with this dumb book...", growled Ghost, he noticed some black ink droplets on the inside of the cover. Something was off...the ink spot was moving...no it was breathing. Ghost touched the black ink spot looking closer at it as the now droplet of ink on his finger tip breathed in and out just as the spot in the book had. But there was more...he could now both hear and feel a heartbeat, breathing, and a very quiet whisper coming from it. Like someone was sitting on his lap with his ear to their chest; listening to them breathing, and their heart as they quietly talk in their sleep.
"Almost forgot what a living body felt and sounded like.”. Ghost stared at th
Steve X Reader Chapter 5: 10 Out of 10 Would Bang"W-Wait, you mean..?" She asked. Aw, she's adorable~ (YO SHUT THE FUK UP STEVE)
I nodded happily.
"Also, since you're new to this world, you'll be living with us now!" (DAYUM STEVE, ARE YOU FORCING THE READER TO LOVE YOU OR SOMETHING?) I grinned.
She nodded gently.
I grinned like an idiot out of happiness. (Ah. He admit it.)
She giggled normally like what any girl would do. Except Kia. She'd laugh like an obnoxious asshole. (STOP. DON'T ADMIT ANYMORE THAN THAT.)
"Where do I sleep?" She asked.
Oh, right, forgot about thaaaaaaat.
"Hold on for a minute please." I asked.
I went upstairs and fixed the guest room.
(OKAY. SUDDENLY THE LAZINESS ATE ME IN WHOLE. I'LL TRY AGAIN LATER.)
The Misadventures of Shining Armor and the CMC Ch8 “C-C-C-C…” Shining Armor stammered, too full of fear and embarrassment to speak.
“Cadence, you remember the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle,” Twilight said, trying to hide how nervous she was. She quickly turned to check on her brother, who looked like he was about to be sick, as he continued to stare, slack jawed up at the beaming face of his wife. Poor Shining Armor, she thought, regretting that she hadn’t told her brother that Cadence was going to be joining them the day that she had received the letter.
“Of course I remember them,” she said, directing her attention to the group of fillies. “And how have you three been? I trust that you’re still busy trying to get your cutie marks?”
“Yes ma’am,” Apple Bloom said, returning Cadence’s smile.
A Tiny Legend Chapter ThreeChapter Three
~The Earth Angel’s Quest~
(One years before chapter two.)
“Miss Darkwind, the queen will see you know.”, softly called the Guard dressed the royal colors of Blues, purples, blacks, and whites. A tall slim girl stood up from the chair she had been waiting in and addressed the guard with velvet words, “Be strong Brightwing. I will accomplish my quest to save the Kingdom’s and the Queen.” “I know you will. You may not be the daughter of the sky by birth or blood, but you fly higher then all of us natural born.”, replied Brightwing as he bowed like a gentleman to her. Darkwind curtsied in return to Brightwing before she started her walk down the long hall way.
Darkwind was what they called an Earth Angel. No this race of beings were not angels, they were merely a race of human l
Cup Fiction: The Gal Who Took the West--Chapter 5
Chapter 5 – The MMC
The MMC, or rather “Margot's Market Centre,” was fortunately a very nice place most of the time. Someone could buy almost anything under the stars in it. Whether it was a mattress or a goldfish—you could get it. In fact, the shopping centre was so diverse that the parking lot was separated by both colours and numbers so it was easier to find your car when you went a browsed through the fifty plus stores. It was the biggest market in the city by far. This of course including the nearly as big NNC, owned by the same company but an hour drive away.
Unfortunately however, like many stores or the general outdoors, the MMC wasn't as friendly when the sun began to set. It would take anybody in their right mind to agree. Dark, tall buildings by a cracking concrete road didn't scream out birthday party. To tread their path late in the day could only feel safe if they were with someone they trust
A Tiny Legend Chapter One~Chapter One~
An Odd Reward
"HELP! They stole from me!!", cried the old beggar as she tried to run after them, but was slowly failing to keep up with them. A man passing by saw that band of thieves stealing from the beggar. He took off after them, him being a young man and stronger by far, he was able to keep up with them as they ran down twist and turns, ally ways, and roof tops trying to lose him. After a long while the thieves lost him and had stop to breath in ally way not far from their hide out. "Did we lose him?!", asked the biggest one, most likely the bronze not the brains. "Well of course we did you idiot! No one can run as fast as us, nor has the skills of escape as us.", laughed victoriously the short and thin thief, pointing him out as the leader and brains behind the three of them. The third man, a blond young man with nether brains nor bronze on his side, simply nodding.
Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries SpecialHydraxon: We interrupt your normal everyday pointless programming for a very more-than-important broadcast. For years, it was thought he was missing. For years, it was thought the legend would never resurface. For years, hope seemed all but lost. Now, new evidence has resurfaced and hope just might be restored. I’m Hydraxon, and this is Unsolved Mysteries.
*Insert “Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries” title sequence here.*
Hydraxon: It was a very fateful day when writer Greg Farshtey vanished from the plane of existence.
Takanuva, Hero for Hire
Takanuva: Like, the whole storyline is just super messed up. There’s not even a proper ending and it makes me so mad, GOSH! Could we at least know what happens to me or any of the other Toa? All of us are scattered all over the place, we got some mass murderer of Matoran and Toa on the loose, and there’s some freak who looks like Antonio Banderas out there who’s got the Toa Mahri in some stupid tra
A Treatise on Procrastination.A Treatise on Procrastination: The Art, The Science, The Magic.
Procrastination, is a very unique skill, unlike anything else you can put your mind to. It is an art, a science, an act of magic.
Well, kind of. It's something that only certain people can get away with. People can procrastinate forever.
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